There are few things as annoying as a stuck front door. Maybe it works, but you have to kick JUST there to get it open, maybe it has one of those half busted locks that only works after you’ve tried it three times.
With that in mind, let’s talk about the ongoing issue we have with login problems. There are quite a few users who find themselves unable to log in to the game, or having to retry a lot in order to get in. This is unfortunate, since the inability to slaughter virtual foes with abandon will inevitably lead to violence in the real world.
That’s why we do this, of course. For the public health benefits.
‘Tiny’ is the name of the sheep.
No, but seriously. It is not often that the backend tyrannosaur feels tiny, insignificant and overwhelmed by the scale of things. Usually it’s the rest of the world bowing before the unstoppable, world shaking, hamburger powered, sex machine might of the tyrannosaur.
But it does happen.